Saturday, November 21, 2009

All About... AI!

tFidy: We’re going to take a break from talking about GI Joes and 90’s sitcoms and focus this blog on some of our favorite AI characters.

Clutch: Cool! Now that baseball season is finally over we can talk a little hoops, and AI may be coming back to Philly! “Practice? We’re going to talk about practice?”

Shipwreck:
Not Allen Iverson, Artificial Intelligence – robots, droids, synthezoids and all the other animated forms so popular in Sci Fi

tFidy
: Do you even pay attention in the Production Meeting Clutch?

Clutch: They’re always so boring. Michelle from Accounting kept walking by and I got distracted…

tFidy: Well I’ll get started since I’m sure you don’t have anything prepared. I’m going to start with Rosie the robot maid from the Jetsons. The Jetsons were a futuristic version of a 50’s sitcom family. George Jetson was a nice enough guy, but not particularly bright or hard working. Jane, his wife was pretty much a do nothing ditz… and Rosie is the one who fixes all the problems faster than you can say “Jane stop this crazy thing!” Clearly in this version of the future, technology made human’s lives easier and ‘bots like Rosie allowed them to live a comfortable life. Little known fact, Rosie’s been married to C3PO for years. They have a nice home up in Connecticut; I think they may be neighbors with David Letterman...






Shipwreck:
The Jetson’s vision of future is taken a step further in the Battlestar Galactica mythos, where the Cylons decide to shake off their shackles and focus on exterminating the human race. Now we’ve gone on and on about all the Cylon hotties – Six, Boomer, Number 3, but no one embodies the plight of the Cylon better than “Gary the Cylon”. Here’s a guy whose main job function is to destroy mankind, yet he struggles with the day to day problems we all face – getting vacation time, health insurance, dealing with coworkers. Check him out on YouTube. He shows you that there’s a heck of a lot more to being a Centurion then just saying “By your command.”


Clutch: BSG has a pretty grim view on the relationship between man and machine, but it’s take a further in Terminator. Not only do these machines not want to do human’s work, they send this guy back in time to kick some human butt. There’s been a lot of bad *ss terminators over the years, but this guy was like the Rose Bowl – he was the ‘Granddaddy of Them All’. When he said – “I’ll be back”, he wasn’t kidding; coming back for two more movies. He wasn’t just a killing machine; he could deliver the comedy line too… “Hasta La Vista Baby” is a classic! I always hoped he would make a cameo in "Sarah Connor Chronicles." Guess he’s kinda busy with his day job.



tFidy: BSG and Terminator were both very dark, but the Buck Rogers series had a different view of the future – one that was pretty dull. As hot as Colonel Deering was, she and that Doctor, were total wet fish. What they needed was an infusion of 20th Century cool, which Buck had by the truck load. No one got that better than Buck’s robot companion Twiki. He was always ready to bust a move on the dance floor or throw out a 20th C colloquialism that got the point across a little better than that dull future speak. Ask anyone to remember one thing about that show and they will mention Twiki’s catch phrase – “Beety, beety, beety, what’s up Buck?”



Clutch: Twiki was pretty cool. And the future wasn’t all bad, as I remember that Princess who was always trying to invade Earth dressed like a Vegas Show Girl.

Shipwreck: We’ve got to put Commander Data from the USS Enterprise on this list. He was a future version of Pinocchio; a being given life wanting to be a real boy, by getting human emotions. He pursued this is whole career and was got close to achieving his goals, but never quite got there. The crew on the Enterprise was the best Star Fleet had to offer and he could out do any of them. He was stronger than Worf, smarter than Geordi and was a better musician than Picard. For all of Riker’s lady’s man rep, it was Data who scored with Tasha Yar (a highly underrated Star Trek Babe). Data even had an evil twin - Lore, but unlike most evil twins, he didn’t have a goatee.







Clutch: You want an AI character that’s done it all? How about the Vision from the Avengers? He’s a member of the World’s Mightiest Heroes. He can turn intangible. He married the very hot Scarlett Witch (before she went off the rails nuts). He went all Skynet and tried to take over the world, got taken apart by the US Government, reassembled by Tony Stark, fought his evil doppelganger from another dimension, switched bodies with him and eventually defeated him. It all went bad for the Vizh though when the She Hulk ripped him to shreds during the “Disassembled” storyline a few years back. And like Humpty Dumpty, all of Stark’s men couldn’t put the Vision back together again. Until… hold on this gets confusing- Iron Lad (a teen version of Kang the Conqueror) traveled back in time and reassembled him, but in a teen version… he’s now part of the Young Avengers.








tFidy: Iron Lad? Teen Vision… really? What is this: Earth’s Mightiest One Tree Hill?

Shipwreck:
A lot of times it doesn’t end well for a lot of these AI characters… the Terminator got… well terminated, Data was destroyed saving the crew of the Enterprise and I think the robot from “Lost in Space” got his power pack pulled out one too many times by Doctor Smith.

tFidy:
It’s a hard knock life, for us…

Clutch: Ok, I draw the line at show tunes. Can we talk some basketball now?

Shipwreck: Next time...

tFidy: We’re out.

Clutch: Peace!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Party On!

Clutch: You know those new Direct TV ads with old movies clips that mix in the Direct TV marketing message?

Shipwreck: The newest features “Garth” from Wayne’s World, taking to the “babe” in the laundry mat. {I think it’s Kim Basinger?}




tFidy: “I’m what you call ‘sans parents’. I can go out to a movie on a school night”

Clutch: Garth is so smooth! This got us wondering, what ever happened to Wayne and Garth?

Shipwreck: And we don’t mean Mike Myers is making blockbuster movies and Dana Carvey is doing stand-up...

tFidy: We mean what happened to the characters Wayne and Garth?




Shipwreck: We have a few theories… To get us in the right mindset, let me start by saying - I’m Shipwreck, and with me as always are Clutch and tFidy. Party on guys!


Clutch and tFidy (together)
: Party on Ship!

Shipwreck: Ok Fids get us started.

tFidy: OK – here goes… Many might think they’re still doing what they’ve always been doing…. Wayne’s still living with his parents, both having lousy day jobs and still running their local cable access program on Saturday nights.

Clutch: Is that all you got?!

tFidy: As IF!

tFidy : How about this? They both still live in Aurora IL, and have boring jobs in some local corporation…

Clutch: and their cubicles are decorated with pictures of their favorite rockers and top 10 babes



Shipwreck: They are both married and have a few kids, who they take to hockey practice on Saturday Mornings at the Aurora skating club.

Clutch: They love hanging out at the rink during practice because it’s always a babefest!

tFidy: You know they would totally be into ‘hockey moms.’

Shipwreck: Ch-yah! Totally!

Clutch: And on Saturday nights they still get together to do Wayne’s World on Channel 10...

tFidy
: Good one!

Shipwreck: Alright, alright, excellent… is that all you got?

Clutch: Yeah that’s all we got… and monkeys might fly out of my butt!

tFidy: Excellent!

Clutch : OK, how about this? Wayne gets his start in the music business managing some local talent



tFidy: Garth as you know has an aptitude for electronics, so he makes his fortune working for Skynet.




Shipwreck: Until he realizes they are evil. Although Garth is a little bit evil himself… kind of a diet coke of evil.

Clutch: But he leaves Skynet, because completely evil people make him want to hurl…

tFidy: He takes his electronics expertise, and combines it Wayne’s musical talents to create a video game...

Shipwreck: You may have heard of it…

Clutch: A little game we like to call ‘Guitar Hero.’

tFidy: Schwing!!

Clutch: They still get together to do Wayne’s World, but now it’s a web show!

Shipwreck: Excellent!!

Clutch: Wayne, Garth if you’re reading this, let us know what you’ve been up to. Are you still partying? Did you ever cut your hair?

tFidy: BiA fans – let us know what your thoughts on what happened to the boys

Clutch: and how many movie references did you catch?

Shipwreck: It almost goes without saying…

Clutch: Brothers in Arms, Party time Excellent!!!

tFidy: Party on!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

BiA interview...

Clutch: Z’upFan Boys? Clutch, Shipwreck and tFidy bringing you a special guest today...

Shipwreck: Joining us from an unknown location…

tFidy:
Here to talk about the Joe Movie and more… the Queen of Mean, the Lady in Leather... The First Lady of Cobra - Anatasia DeCobray… AKA The Baroness!




Baroness:
It has been a while Joes. Shipwreck you must be very disappointed that you weren’t in the new Rise of Cobra movie. Clutch, You haven’t even appeared in the new comic. Now you are reduced to telling silly jokes with this odd looking machine from the tired Star Wars Franchise. How very sad.

Clutch: Charming as always...

tFidy: Well then… getting right to it Ana… can I call you Ana?


Baroness: No, do not get too familiar with me machine.

tFidy: Oooookayy…. So what did you think of Sienna Miller’s portrayal of you in the recent GI Joe Movie?


Baroness: She did well with what she was given. Certainly she is pretty enough to play the part…













And has all the right assets, but they have as a blonde? And an American? That disgusted me!

Shipwreck: Where is your accent from exactly?

Baroness: Europe.

Clutch: Can you be more specific?

Baroness: No.


tFidy: So you didn’t like the Baroness starting out as a blonde, American girl?

Baroness: Absolutely not. In that flashback scene she looked like a sorority girl named Trish…She should have had a Tri Delt sweatshirt on. To make matters worse she was having a romance with Duke! Who wrote this crap?


Shipwreck:
In the comics you seemed to have some sort of thing with Flint. What was that all about?




Baroness:
Flint was hot, stupid, but hot… much better looking than that annoying Captain America want to be Duke. Besides his attraction to me annoyed Lady Jaye, which was a bonus.

Clutch:
You have issues with LJ?

Baroness: Oh yes, she is all “look at me… and my big Javelins, I’m the Power Girl of the GI Joe Universe.” If the new publisher ever brings her back, I will make her wish they didn’t!














tFidy:
Speaking of cat fights, your character had a pretty good cat fight in the Joe Movie with Scarlett.


Baroness:
I think Sienna said it best, “that Red Head really pisses me off!”


Shipwreck: Any other thoughts on your character in the movie?


Baroness: Her relationship with Cobra Commander?? Well without giving anything away, I’ll say it was a surprise and honestly a little creepy. As for the way they left it with her character… if they bring her back as a Joe in the sequel, I will blow up the studio before production is complete. Oh and Destro was a weasel. If her character is anything like me, she will need at least one man on the side to keep her happy. Perhaps Tomax and Xamot.

Clutch: It’s gotta be a little bit tough working in a mostly male environment like Cobra. I know the last time you and Zarana crossed paths you beat her senseless. You two friends now?




Baroness: She is trash! She is an ally when it suits me, but if she gets in my way I will break her.

Shipwreck: Some Fan Boys on the web feel that Veronica Lodge from Archie comics grew up to be ‘the Baroness’. What are your thoughts on this?



Baroness: The internet is full of idiots. Besides if I was Veronica, I would have run that blonde tramp Betty out of town years ago, and I certainly wouldn’t have wasted my affections on that half-wit Archie.


Clutch: Do you know any other “Super Villians” outside of Cobra?

Baroness: I just went to a Villian’s Seminar in Metropolis. Lex Luthor gave a fascinating talk on the “Hidden Cost of Henchmen”. There’s a huge backend cost with personal troops… uniforms, health plans, cleaning services… 401 k. These days you can’t get quality troops without a health and retirement plan. Plus you have to build a cafeteria. It’s pretty hard to keep your bases location secret if your troops are going to Quiznos for lunch in their uniforms everyday.


Shipwreck:
Some good points. Any other villains you are friends with?


Baroness:
Destro and I went out to dinner with Doctor Doom and Morgana Le Fey recently.




Not many people know what a great sense of humor Victor has.

Evil Lyn, from Masters of the Universe, and I hang out sometimes. We shop, talk about being evil. I’ve gone to Eternia a few times; there are some great beaches there.




tFidy: I always wondered if Evil Lyn and Teela ever...













Baroness:
Machine, you read too much Maxim. Now I know your sophomoric tendency to ask off color questions so I have prepared answers to three:
1) Only on Tuesdays.
2) Once at a Cobra Island Beach Party.
3) The Cobra emblem.

tFidy: What are the questions?


Baroness:
That is up to you to figure out. You bore me. The interview is over!

Shipwreck:
Well that went well.


Clutch:
Fans any idea what questions she was answering?

tFidy: Let us know- Think of it as the lastest BiA Challenge. I know you all have good imaginations, give us your best guess – another BiA Prize pack is on the line!

Shipwreck: That’s all we have time for now

Clutch: Peace! We out!

Introducing the Brothers...

Welcome to the Brothers in Arms (BiA) online! You may be asking who these guys are. Clutch, Shipwreck, and tFidy are three regular guys talking movies, TV, comics and whatever else is on their minds. Be warned; some of the topics they cover aren’t dealing with the newest things out there, some are very obscure, and if you don’t have thick skin you’ll likely get offended by something the Brothers say! You don't like it? Don't visit the site! Here's a quick intro to the BiA:


Clutch
Occupation: GI Joe Team Vehicle Specialist
All time favorite TV Shows - Knight Rider, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the A-Team
Admires: The Boss – Bruce Springsteen
Dislikes: Cobra


Shipwreck
Occupation: GI Joe Team Sailor
All time favorite TV Shows: McKale’s Navy, Baywatch, Charmed
Favorite Celebrities: Kobe, Casper Van Dien
Dislikes: Ninjas



tFidy (pronounced Fidy)

Occupation: Trade Federation Infantry Droid
All time favorite TV Shows / Movies: Terminator, Battlestar Galactica
Admires: General Grievous, Mr. Data
Dislikes: Jedis


So that's the BiA. Keep your eyes on this page to see what they have to say- You'll never guess what's coming next!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Brothers in Arms May 09; Interview with René Perez – iDiC Entertainment

(WEBMASTER'S Note: This Interview was conducted in May of 2009, before the Brothers got all digital... Too cool not to add to the online archives though- enjoy!)


Clutch: Whazup fans? You know how bummed we are that Galactica is over. So we are looking for some entertainment alternatives.

tFidy : There’s lots of big budget action films coming out this summer which we hope to see.

Shipwreck: Trek, Wolverine, Terminator, Harry Potter, GI Joe, Land of the Lost… just to name a few

tFidy: Land of the Lost?

Shipwreck: Oh yeah, Will Farrell getting his 70’s groove on, wouldn’t miss it! The Sleestack are totally bad ass!

Clutch: Ah yeah…Right now we are going to focus on some cool stuff going on in the world of independent film making.

Shipwreck : With us today is René Perez, of iDiC Entertainment, writer / director / band leader and creator of the independent action films – Silent Enclision and the upcoming War Machine. Fans, if you haven’t checked out these movies yet go to www.idicentertainment.com and do so right now!

tFidy: René, thanks for taking the time to answer a few questions for us. We really enjoyed Silent Enclision and are looking forward to your upcoming features as well.




RP: My thanks to you for acknowledging the indie film makers.

Clutch: Silent Enclision is a rather unique approach to an action film, in that there is no dialogue. What inspired you to do a movie in this format?

RP: Well as an up and coming director with everything to prove I'm always looking for ways to out shine the competition. There were a few reasons for no dialogue. It's never been done before and I thought it was artistic. I had also hear a lot of talk about how indie directors just don't have the skills to film an entire scene without dialogue. So I did the whole first 30 minute chapter without dialogue. I feel that the story stills comes across, so do the fans and so do the critics. The hardest part was making the tense moments come across and in addition to making the story understood I also wanted to add mystery. Those are all especially hard to do when no one talks.

Shipwreck : A few things really struck us about this film
For one, the music – We enjoy your band iDiC; how would you characterize your style?



RP: I'm not sure what to call our style. We do a mix of metal and electronica. Maybe they should invent a category called Rocktronica just for us.

tFidy: “Rocktronica” I like that!

Clutch: “Sweet Good Night” and “Bring the Pain” really set the tone for the movie and trailer.

RP: Thanks. Those are fun to record and fun to use in movie's but they are both very hard to sing live. I have to drink lots of tea before getting on stage when songs like that are on our set list.

Shipwreck: By the way, your music videos rock! Are we just big nerds or was one of the ladies in your “Sweet Good Night” video wearing an old school Star Trek dress?

RP: Yeah I'm a major Star Trek nerd. Especially the old school. My bands name is iDiC. And our second to last album was called TechnoTalshia. Both are star trek inspired titles. I don't think that girl who wore the dress even knows what star trek is. But she looked good in the dress.

tFidy: Gotta agree with you there!

Shipwreck: Oh yeah, remind us never to go in a mosh pit with you!

RP: That's funny.

Clutch: The Hand to Hand combat was outstanding. What discipline are the actors using?

RP: It was a mix of Taikuando, kung fu, Muay Thai, Jujitsu and a few others. It was a difficult task but I felt it was important for a Ninja to know more than one discipline.



Clutch: Absolutely! So often, the hand to hand fight scenes look more like acrobatics than martial arts…. Fids!! Would you stop humming “Everyone was Kung Fu Fighting”? We are trying to be serious here!


tFidy: Sorry...

Shipwreck: Were you involved in performing and or choreographing the fight scenes?

RP: I did most of the choreography on this one, but I only preform during the Muay Thai moves. That's the style that I'm proficient in. Our ninja actor is a taikuando guy so he over sees all of the taikuando moves and then we have a jujitsu guy and so on and so on. Then with all of us pro's coming up with moves, I try to make sense of it all and make it all work cinematically. It's great because I learn a lot of moves from different styles and the guys get to learn Muay Thai techniques from me.

tFidy : The Easter Eggs – we noticed your Silent Commando had a note pad with “iDiC” written on the cover and the damsel in distress had on your band t-shirt. We love that kind of stuff.
Were there any other hidden gems like that in other parts of the film? Messages in the graffiti perhaps?

RP: You noticed. The T-shirt was intentional. The note pad was a fluke. I wanted a 'hello kitty' note pad but my producer thought I was kidding so he put an iDiC sticker on the note pad and by the time he showed it to me, it was too late to do anything about it. I think Hello Kitty pad would have stood out more and been funny.

Clutch: The scene where your ‘Silent Commando’ has to get a code from the damsel in distress was very tense. We weren’t sure what direction it was going. It could have played out several different ways, most of them pretty grim. What were your thoughts / intentions when creating this scene?

RP: I was trying to make it tense to the point of being uncomfortable. It's extremely hard to do without words but from hearing you I guess it worked. You asked about my intentions- I make direct to dvd movie's and they need lots of violence and nudity in order to sell. Instead of a basic sex scene I thought it would be best to show the nudity by making it sensual or erotic but to stay within the confines of the story. Now the suits might ask why didn't they have sex? Well,.. she doesn't know him, so he'd have to rape her and he isn't a bad guy. He's an assassin but not a rapist. The Ninja needed something from her. It was part of the puzzle he was solving. By filming what I did, the distributor gets the nude scene that they need, and I get to keep my artistic integrity.

Shipwreck: The ending floored us. We’re thinking, “all is good, we are going to have a happy ending” and then BAM!! You hit us in the head with a 2x4 of a plot twist. Thanks for that, it totally left a mark! It left us jonesing for a sequel.

RP: Well chapter 1 is called Silent Enclision and it was meant to have every puzzle piece that the Ninja solves be another question for the viewer to ask. Now in the next two chapters Ghost of War and On the Warpath (which we just finished filming) the answers will be presented and every one will know what the mysteries in Silent Enclision where all about.

Clutch: We hear you are releasing one soon - Ninja Warpath .

RP: Yes, Ninja WarPath will be made of of three 30 minute chapters. The first chapter being Silent Enclision which is already available on-line. Then we pick up directly where Silent Enclision left off with chapter 2 called 'Ghost of War'. Next is chapter 3 'On the warpath'. Everything is already filmed so I hope to have it released soon on DVD.

Shipwreck: Awesome, we can’t wait! So what’s the Silent Guy’s next move?

RP: In these next chapters he gets the answers that everyone has been wondering about. He gets a new love interest, he gets in trouble with his government and in the end, the world’s most dangerous terrorist comes gunning after him.

tFidy: Will it be a similar format?

RP: No the next 2 chapters have dialogue. Everyone minus the Ninja will be talking.

Clutch: Any release date for the next installment?

RP: The next 2 installments will be going direct to DVD. Unlike chapter 1 Silent Enclision which came out on-line first. The on-line download thing didn't go well for us. We got pirated right away. So we'll be putting chapter #1 Silent Enclision at the beginning of the movie, then chapter #2 Ghost of War, then chapter #3 On the Warpath all together as one movie called Ninja Warpath. As for the exact date? I know I'll have it finished in about a month. I'm doing the music score right now. But since it's going to DVD, it'll be up to the distributor as to when it hits the shelves. We have a distributor in place already so I'm hoping for a speedy release.

Clutch: Us too!

Shipwreck: Your upcoming film War Machine has really piqued our interest.
Teaser: A terrorist force rises in the third world. It’s target the United States of America. The US forms a new Black Operatives unit to engage the new enemy. The threat has come. Prepare for war.




We like what we have read and seen so far. Can you give us any more insight into the movie’s plot?

RP: I finished that movie in 2007 and the distributor is only releasing it now in 2009. We've had major fan mail for it so I don't know why 'the suits' decided to wait so long. Now that it's finally coming out on DVD I don't wanna give away too much about the plot. It's mainly about a terrorist who wants to take over the American Government.

tFidy: The 3 guys from the “American Black Ops unit” featured in the trailer look like some bad mo fo’s; good with a gun and the martial arts. What can you tell us about these guys?
Will they go by code names like some other cool military heroes we know?

RP: No, they will be using their Rank only. Their names will be classified as they are on a black ops mission. I did this to make it seem more realistic and to have a loop hole for comic book fans to have the freedom to imagine that they are whom ever they want.

Clutch: Saw a GI Jane in the trailer. Will she go all Lara Croft and pop caps with the rest of the team? Or will she have more of an intel / support role?







RP: We do have a woman who is playing an intelligence officer. And she mainly sticks to providing intel to our troops.

Shipwreck: Speaking of “Janes”, we are completely intrigued by your raven haired femme fatale. She seems like a bad girl! What is her story?





RP: I'm sure what you meant to ask me is "does she get naked in the movie?"

Shipwreck: laughs .. Yeah that’s pretty much what I was getting at… We are the BiA after all…

RP: The answer is... yes. Her scenes alone make the movie worth watching. But in addition to that her character is very cool. She has joined the terrorist because she wants to be the queen of America once her Commander takes over. There is a scene where she injects our hero with a truth serum that works best when the subject is sexually aroused. So she gets a female prisoner and starts torturing our hero by giving him an awesome girl on girl display. Sufficed to say, our hero succumbs to the truth serum. This movie is a total guy movie for sure. Lots of machine guns, kung fu and hot babes.

Clutch: That’s a recipe for success in our book!

tFidy: The speech from the “Commander” of the terrorist group looking to ‘usher in a new golden age’ was interesting. In these troubled times his message can be appealing to some. What are your thoughts?



RP: Well I was pissed off with our last president for being a war mongering idiot. And now I'm pissed off that people elected an inexperienced puppet president just so they can seem politically correct. Basically, I'm tired of all of these bastards. I wanted to create a villain who could stand up to the never ending line of useless presidents and their stale government. In this movie the Commander goes directly after the government and promises a better future for American citizens. But this is a man who can deliver. My goal was to make an enemy Commander who walked a very fine line between being a hero and a villain. For example, I agree with most of everything he says. But I wouldn't want people to die to make those things a reality. The enemy Commander IS willing to start a war to enforce his beliefs. And he is willing to accept collateral casualties. To me, that is the only thing that makes him a villain. But I'd still trade him for Obama any day. And you can quote me on that.

Shipwreck: Are the events in War Machine Related to those in Silent Enclision? Or is it more a story set in the same continuity?

RP: It's just the same continuity. The Silent Enclision and the entire Ninja Warpath stories are prequels to War Machine. The Ninja / commando character from Silent Enclision is also the Ninja from War Machine.

Clutch: Any updated timetable on when War Machine will be released?

RP: War Machine will be doing business at Cannes in the middle of May and the release date will be known as soon as my distributor gets back from the festival. Unless he calls me from the festival. But I doubt it. We'll have an exact date by the end of May. And my apologies to everyone who has been waiting. I myself have been waiting since 2007. So I share your impatience.

tFidy: Thanks Again René for talking with us! Can’t wait to see more action from you and the crew at iDiC.

Shipwreck: That’s all we have time for this time. Be here next month when we go over some of the best comics you might not know about and the direct to DVD movies we are watching.

Clutch: Til then, Peace - Brothers Out!