Shipwreck: The newest features “Garth” from Wayne’s World, taking to the “babe” in the laundry mat. {I think it’s Kim Basinger?}
tFidy: “I’m what you call ‘sans parents’. I can go out to a movie on a school night”
Clutch: Garth is so smooth! This got us wondering, what ever happened to Wayne and Garth?
Shipwreck: And we don’t mean Mike Myers is making blockbuster movies and Dana Carvey is doing stand-up...
tFidy: We mean what happened to the characters Wayne and Garth?
Shipwreck: We have a few theories… To get us in the right mindset, let me start by saying - I’m Shipwreck, and with me as always are Clutch and tFidy. Party on guys!
Clutch and tFidy (together): Party on Ship!
Shipwreck: Ok Fids get us started.
tFidy: OK – here goes… Many might think they’re still doing what they’ve always been doing…. Wayne’s still living with his parents, both having lousy day jobs and still running their local cable access program on Saturday nights.
Clutch: Is that all you got?!
tFidy: As IF!
tFidy : How about this? They both still live in Aurora IL, and have boring jobs in some local corporation…
Clutch: and their cubicles are decorated with pictures of their favorite rockers and top 10 babes
Shipwreck: They are both married and have a few kids, who they take to hockey practice on Saturday Mornings at the Aurora skating club.
Clutch: They love hanging out at the rink during practice because it’s always a babefest!
tFidy: You know they would totally be into ‘hockey moms.’
Shipwreck: Ch-yah! Totally!
Clutch: And on Saturday nights they still get together to do Wayne’s World on Channel 10...
tFidy: Good one!
Shipwreck: Alright, alright, excellent… is that all you got?
Clutch: Yeah that’s all we got… and monkeys might fly out of my butt!
tFidy: Excellent!
Clutch : OK, how about this? Wayne gets his start in the music business managing some local talent
tFidy: Garth as you know has an aptitude for electronics, so he makes his fortune working for Skynet.
Shipwreck: Until he realizes they are evil. Although Garth is a little bit evil himself… kind of a diet coke of evil.
Clutch: But he leaves Skynet, because completely evil people make him want to hurl…
tFidy: He takes his electronics expertise, and combines it Wayne’s musical talents to create a video game...
Shipwreck: You may have heard of it…
Clutch: A little game we like to call ‘Guitar Hero.’
tFidy: Schwing!!
Clutch: They still get together to do Wayne’s World, but now it’s a web show!
Shipwreck: Excellent!!
Clutch: Wayne, Garth if you’re reading this, let us know what you’ve been up to. Are you still partying? Did you ever cut your hair?
tFidy: BiA fans – let us know what your thoughts on what happened to the boys
Clutch: and how many movie references did you catch?
Shipwreck: It almost goes without saying…
Clutch: Brothers in Arms, Party time Excellent!!!
tFidy: Party on!
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